Ayao "Alqualos" Kuroyuki (ayao) wrote,
Ayao "Alqualos" Kuroyuki
ayao

Emacs Psychiatrist

Начал потихоньку осваивать Emacs, поскольку, как ведомо, не Vim'ом единым сыт программист. Сразу напоролся на бредовую вещь под названием "Emacs Psychiatrist". Решил немного с ним побеседовать.

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Hell?

Can you elaborate on that?

I can.

Why do you say you can?

Ee?

I would appreciate it if you would continue.

Ee?

Go on, don't be afraid.

Ee?

I need a little more detail please.

Ee?

You're being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.

Ee?

Can you are more explicit?

Ee?

And?

And!

Are you just trying to see what kind of things I have in my
vocabulary? Please try to carry on a reasonable conversation!

I am trying!

Is it because of your plans that you say you are trying?

No.

Why not?

Because I think so!

Is it because you think so that you came to me?

Of course not!

Maybe your life have something to do with this.

I have no life.

What makes you believe you have no life?

Nothing.

Please, go into more detail?

I just do.

Earlier you said you think so?

Yes. So what?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?

I do NOT hang around with people, you know.

Are you sure that that?

Yes, I am!

You mentioned that you think so?

Again, so what?

How do you reconcile problems at school?

Hey, are you stupid?

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say hey are me stupid?

No, I do not think I say it because of anything.

You aren't being very talkative today!

So are you.

Do you really think you think so?

Yes, I do.

Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life?

Could not you suppose something less trivial?

What makes you think could not me suppose something less trivial?

Hell, I am getting tired of this...

Would you please watch your tongue!

And why should I do so? You are just a piece of software after all.

Does it bother you that should you do so I am just a piece of software
after all?

You call that English?

Is that all there is to it?

Do you think there is something more?

Earlier you said you think so?

I certainly do not see what this has to do with anything.

Possibly hangups you have are related to this.

Anything is possible. So what?

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say anything is possible so
what?

Hell if I know.

Why don't you avoid such unwholesome thoughts.

I do not think I know that as well.

Why must you respond so briefly?

Because I am afraid that you, being a software application, would not be
able to properly respond to more complicated phrases.

When did you first know that you are afraid that I being a software
application would not be able to properly respond to more complicated
phrases?

Exactly what I was talking about.

You mentioned that should you do so I am just a piece of software
after all?

Yes, you are!

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are going
through all this?

Like hell I know.

Why do you say like hell you know?

Because it is true, stupid!

Is the fact that it is true stupid the real reason?

Of course it is!

What makes you believe you think so?

And why do I think I already heard it somewhere?

Does the fact that do you think you already heard it somewhere explain
anything else?

It explains anything and nothing. As well as anything else.

How do you reconcile some problems at home?

Hmm, sayonara.

Is it because of your plans that you say sayonara?
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